tyleroakley:

unslain:

what i if told you

you the read first line wrong

same with the second

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rightsoftheminority:

Can we just appreciate the beauty of this?!
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rightsoftheminority:

Can we just appreciate the beauty of this?!

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sharpegirl:

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

OMG where can I get this? 

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

karenhealey:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

WHAT DID NEW ZEALAND SMELL LIKE THO

secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

palegirlinthecity:

fourteenery books on the shelves at Powell’s.

booksimpressions:

Reading list so long it could be a book itself

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thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes